Bookish Musings: I Made Pretentious Poems Out of Book Titles

 
 

What the title says! On a whim, I decided to gather all the words from the titles of my highest rated books and see how I could rearrange them into a poem of sorts. Then I gathered up other groups of books, mostly from my end of the year posts, and did the same a few more times. So that was my way of keeping it random, not trying to choose “good” titles or coherent themes or anything.

I didn’t use every word from every group (I removed books from the list if I ended up using none from a title), but the one rule was that I could only use words that were present. So no adding “the” or “and,” etc. And I used leftover words in each group to make a title for that poem.

Anyway, they’re totally weird and pretentious and don’t make a lot of sense. To be clear, poetry in general is great! These poems are just pretentious because they sound deeper than they actually are. I had to get really metaphorical for some of these. Don’t feel bad if you have no idea what I’m talking about because I barely do. But it was a fun challenge!

If anyone else wants to give it a try, I’d love to see what you come up with!


Heartless Detox

The Books:

– Beckoning Blood by Daniel de Lorne
– Caged by Bey Deckard
– Chase the Dark by Annette Marie
– Detox in Letters by Cheryl Low
– Obscura Burning by Suzanne van Rooyen
– Real Vampires Take No Prisoners by Amy Fecteau
– The Heartless City by Andrea Berthot
– Withered + Sere by TJ Klune

The Poem:

(“Sere” is an adjective meaning “dry,” but I made the artistic choice to use it as a verb.)

Withered vampires,
Prisoners caged,
Burning beckoning…
No.
Chase.
Take blood.
Sere the city in the dark.

Tales

The Books:

– Merry & Sprite // Bone to Be Wilde by Dani Lakely
– Blooded by Nat Kennedy
– The City Beautiful by Aden Polydoros
– Dream On by E.M. Jeanmougin & Jay Wright
– Oak King Holly King // Tales from Blackthorn Briar by Sebastian Nothwell
– The Prince and the Dressmaker by Jen Wang
– A Strange and Stubborn Endurance by Fox Meadows
– A Taste of Gold and Iron by Alexandra Rowland

The Poem:

The stubborn king,
Oak and endurance,
Briar-blooded on blackthorn bone.

A taste of the merry sprite,
The wilde prince—

Strange…
Beautiful…
A holly dream…

From iron king to gold.

Only in Dark Blues

The Books:

– The Infinite Noise by Lauren Shippen
– Summer Sons by Lee Mandelo
– Mazarin Blues // Sable Dark by Al Hess
– Absolution by Lissa Kasey
– The Dichotomy of Angels by N.R. Walker
– Carry On // Wayward Son // Any Way the Wind Blows by Rainbow Rowell
– A Marvellous Light by Freya Marske
– Strangers in the Night // Friends in Low Places // Only the Good Die Young by E.M. Jeanmougin & Jay Wright
– The Darkness Outside Us by Eliot Schrefer

The Poem:

(This one was screaming for something religious with words like angels, absolution, light, and dark… but I wasn’t really sure what to do with that, so I did something completely different instead lol. Also mazarin is a shade of blue.)

The dichotomy of the young—
Good friends, wayward angels,
Marvellous noise, infinite light.
Strangers carry us places,
Absolution blows in the wind,
On a mazarin summer night.

Time Wife

The Books:

– Wolf Hall by Harper Fox
– The Usual Apocalypse by Christine Price
– Real Vampires Don’t Sparkle // Real Vampires Do It in the Dark by Amy Fecteau
– The Time Traveler’s Wife by Audrey Niffenegger
– Fight the Tide by Keira Andrews
– Timekeeper // Chainbreaker by Tara Sim
– How to Howl at the Moon by Eli Easton
– The Henchmen of Zenda by KJ Charles

The Poem:

Tide.
Wolf.
Timekeeper.
Chainbreaker.
Traveler’s usual.
Dark apocalypse.
Vampires to the—
Henchmen of the—

Sparkle.
Howl.
Don’t fight the—

Moon.

 
 
 
 

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Which poem is your favorite?
Have you ever tried to do something like this?

 
 
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  1. Greg

    This is fun. Sere is suich a cool word, by the way. Love the first one. It’s very bleak, maybe, but that’s a good thing! 🙂 It has a post apoc plus vampires feel, for me anyway. And then the second one has fae all over it!

  2. Roberta R.

    “Absolution blows in the wind,
    On a mazarin summer night.”

    This sounds great! Also, I’ve learned something from your poems (I mean, two new words LOL).

  3. Kristina

    Wow those came up really great!
    It’s so creative, im impressed of what some of us can do! Good job!! 🥰

    If I were to try, I can’t promise they’d even be coherent ahah ; love the first one!

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  5. Slightly

    This is such a fun idea. Thanks for letting me try, too. I will soon post my version. I need to read your blog closer. I just always manage to fill my days so tightly, that I am falling behind on things like that. Ironic, for a blogger to miss put on other blogs. I hear it is very common, actually. Anyway, great creativity Kit!

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