I’m taking a brief break from books today to talk about something else I love nearly as much: The Sims! The Sims 3, to be precise, which is my personal favorite version.
I sometimes tweet about the weird things my sims get up to, but I know not everyone follows me on Twitter. Even if you do, it’s easy to miss tweets. So I thought it’d be fun to gather up all my Sims 3 tweets and put them in a post. This way, whether you follow me or not, and whether you’re a simmer or not, hopefully you can have a laugh at my sims with me!
(If you want to see any of the pictures bigger, you can click on them, and it will open them on Twitter!)
When Multitasking Goes Wrong
My sim had a drink from the bar, and instead of waiting to finish before using the bathroom, I kid you not, he set his drink down on top…
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) April 23, 2017
of the urinal, peed, then picked his drink back up again and kept drinking. I didn't even know sims in TS3 could do that. Who even…
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) April 23, 2017
thought to code that into the game??? Haha I'm cracking up so much.
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) April 23, 2017
Keep It in Your Pants, Jacobin
OH NO. My witch sim had sex with some random women in the town, & I just got a notification that he is now a father. THIS WAS NOT THE PLAN.
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) June 26, 2017
The Show Must Go On
Wtf??? My sims are watching a performance at the park, and the performer just threw up on the stage in the middle of her performance?!? #TS3
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) July 3, 2017
Not a Very Good Bartender
My sim is cleaning a glass with his fingers. I don't think he's a very good bartender. #SimsLogic #TS3
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) August 16, 2017
Produce Quality Assessors Gone Wild
Why is this Elliott's work outfit?? He's a produce quality assessor! Is he working at a grocery store/strip club??? pic.twitter.com/eqCzeHbte7
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) August 29, 2017
A Weird Night at the Grocery Store
Wth is going on at this grocery store tonight?? There is now a werewolf (Elliott), a zombie, and a UFO in the parking lot.
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) August 30, 2017
#WerewolfProblems
A werewolf in my Sims game just tried to howl, but it turned into a coughing fit lol. #TS3
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) October 24, 2017
Take That, Burglar
My Sims game has a glitch that certain effects don't show up. I guess the fighting dust cloud is one of them. But the lack of dust cloud is like the best thing ever??? I just watched Elliott put a burglar in a headlock and then get into a slap fight lol. #TS3 pic.twitter.com/FioVmeK5Gh
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) November 23, 2017
Just Sims Being Sims
Everyone is prob tired of my sims tweets, but… I have a video labeled "Girl in Hotdog Suit Laughing Maniacally in Background while Krel Works Out at Gym," and I feel like that is the most sims thing to ever happen in the sims 🤣🌭 #TS3
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) December 19, 2017
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) December 20, 2017
Unexpected Doppelgangers
What is the Walmart yodeling kid doing in my Sims game? #TS3 pic.twitter.com/iT7QpvYQ5V
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) August 8, 2018
Zombies Ruin Everything
I was trying to take a video of my sim playing violin outside under the stars, but a a zombie came shambling by and ruined it. 🙄😂 #TS3
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) September 3, 2018
Just realized I can add videos on Twitter, so here ya go lol. pic.twitter.com/QrS1wntRxB
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) September 3, 2018
I Threw the Life Preserver
Time for another thread about were stuff happening in my Sims games! I'm playing The Sims 3, and my sim was taking a limo somewhere, but then I zoomed in, and she was *driving* the limo lol.
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) September 16, 2018
Also, apparently when you watch shows, you can throw stuff at the stage, but the options are super weird??? I'm tempted to throw a life preserver just for the hell of it lol. pic.twitter.com/bHomj6SCA7
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) September 16, 2018
Deep Tissue Massage
Talk about a deep tissue massage! Half her hand is inside the other woman's back. 😂 pic.twitter.com/O9R6Y1rTUi
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) September 17, 2018
This Building Needs Better Security
Some random sim just walked into my sim's apartment uninvited, pet the dog, cleaned up the dog toys, then passed out on the floor???
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) April 9, 2019
And last but not least, my favorite thing to have ever happened in any of my Sims games ever (and I honestly don’t think anything will ever top it):
Jellybean’s Night Out
MY SIM BROUGHT HIS GUINEA PIG OUT CLUBBING WITH HIM I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING 😂😂😂 #TheSims3 pic.twitter.com/4HE4gSkaCu
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) April 21, 2018
Gotta love The Sims 😂 I had a few more tweets, but I figured this would be enough for one post. I’ll do another one in the future once I’ve gathered more tweets. Hopefully this game will never stop giving me hilarious things to tweet about!
Check out the Sims Shenanigans category for more posts like this!
These are hysterical! I’ve gotta try this game one of these days😁
It’s such a weird and fun game lol.
Hahaha I do see some of these tweets come through and it always makes me laugh because I remember my days of sims. It was sims 2 so there weren’t TOO many weird things that could happen because there weren’t that many options for them. But I always find these so entertaining ^.^
Glad my sims can make you laugh 🙂 Idk, I feel like weird things happened in every version of The Sims lol. I just don’t really remember TS2 for some reason.
LOL! I’ve never played SIMS before but this is all just hilarious!
Glad you liked it!
Fun post! And finally a SIMS update haha! I love these…
Seriously though, someone actually coded this stuff! The performer throwing up (what even), the um UFO at the store… would this be a fun job or what? Some of these… make you wonder what exactly gets a “no, can’t do that” from quality control lol.
Jellybean… that’s so cute. 🙂
Thanks! Not much of an update though, haha.
The throwing up on stage was just an unfortunate event that happened because of the way a few different things in the game work, but I don’t think the developers ever imagined quite that scenario lol.
The Sims is so weird sometimes but I do love the weird stuff they do when left up to their own devices. Why would they be able to take a drink to the toilet with them? And who takes their guinea pig to a club? Love the extreme deep tissue massage though. Really getting in there for it.
The weird stuff is kind of the best thing about the game, haha.
Love this! Definitely put a smile on my face 🙂
Yay, glad my sims could make you smile!
I love your Sims tweets but I guess I had missed a few – like the hand sinking massage lol
Karen @ For What It’s Worth
It’s easy to miss tweets! The massage cracked me up when it happened lol.
I always love when I see your Sims tweets! I’d missed a few of these, though, so I’m glad you made this compilation. 🙂
Yay, glad you got to see a few you hadn’t seen yet!
These are insane!!! I had a good laugh 😂
Glad my sims made you laugh!
These are hilarious. Makes me want to play Sims again. It’s been a while though… LOL.
It’s so fun lol.
That guinea pig thing is so adorable haha. I have often thought about how things would go if I brought my cat to school with me….obviously never gonna do it, but could you imagine?
Sims can be so funny. I used to play it with my friend and we would make our book characters and people that we knew. I miss it! I had so much fun.
The guinea pig thing happened so many months ago, and I still can’t get over it lol. I’ve seen stories/pictures online of people bringing pets to school. It’s a terrible idea, but also they’re just so cute!
The Sims really can be a lot of fun!
Oh my gosh!! These are too funny!!!
Glad you liked them!