This sounds like it’s going to be a really sad or mean kinda tag, right? But don’t you fret, it’s actually really fun.
The way it works is, you take 30 characters from books you’ve read, you choose two to use for each question, then you decide which is the better of the two for the answer.
I tried to keep this as random as possible, so I chose the books mostly randomly by using my Goodreads shelf (plus a few I thought would be interesting), I chose an even number of guys and girls, then I used a random selection generator to choose the characters for each question.
And now, let’s get on with it!
1. You only have one more spot on your Spelling Bee team, who would you pick to complete your team?
Marcus (Addict) vs. Grateful (Mother May I)
Why? Why of all the questions would Marcus be wasted on this? *sigh* Anyway, both of these characters are very intelligent, but I feel like Marcus would probably be better at spelling since he’s been alive for like 2000 years and speaks multiple languages and everything.
2. Both characters want to kill you, which one would you kill first so you have a better chance of surviving?
Violet (The Faerie War) vs. Suzie (Sex Criminals Vol. 1)
Violet is a trained fighter with weapons and everything, so she could kick my ass in five seconds if she wanted to, which makes her seem the more dangerous one. BUT, if it took me too long to kill Violet, during that time Suzie could just get off and go to the “Quiet” where she could slaughter me while I’m helplessly frozen in time. So, strategically speaking, I think it’d be best to kill Suzie first so she couldn’t use that power against me.
3. You’re on the bachelor/bachelorette and you’re down to these two characters, which one are you going to give your rose too?
Lesto (The Pirate of Fathoms Deep) vs. Marko (Saga Vol. 2)
Well, if I recall correctly, Lesto is gay. So I don’t think that’d be a very satisfying relationship for either of us. No worries though, I think I could be happy with Marko 😉 (Even though I’d kind of rather have Sir Robot IV since I kind of love him for some unexplainable reason.)
4. You’ve been chosen for the Hunger Games, who would most likely volunteer in your place?
Piper (Chase the Dark) vs. Cal (Wraith Hunter)
Both characters are the type who would probably volunteer for someone they care about. But Cal is probably the more likely one to volunteer for a stranger, I think. His whole job involves putting himself at risk fighting monsters for the sake of strangers.
5. You’re stranded on an island. Which character would you sacrifice to engage in cannibalism?
Luc (Triad Blood) vs. Michael (The Ghost Chronicles)
Michael is a ghost, so we’re going to have to assume he’s got a physical body for this question. And I’d eat Michael, for multiple reasons. 1) I just didn’t like him that much. (Wow, that was harsh lol. He wasn’t actually that bad.) 2) Luc is a vampire and therefore probably not very good eats. 3) Because Luc is a vampire, he could protect me easily from any animals, at least at night. 4) If there are any animals, he could probably catch and kill them, and I wouldn’t even have to share the food. Now I know what you’re thinking: the whole reason I wouldn’t have to share is because he drinks blood, and I would be the only human around to be his food. But maybe he could drink animal blood? And if not, well, let’s be honest… 5) I’d much rather have death by sexy vampire than by starvation/dehydration/infection/animal attack.
6. You’re the next DC/Marvel superhero (with your own tv show of course), who is your sidekick?
Laurent (Kings Rising) vs. Dorian (The Picture of Dorian Gray)
Ummm… neither? I mean, I don’t think Laurent would ever be anyone’s sidekick. He’s a king for goodness sake, and he could outwit me, out-sword me, out-everything me in his sleep. And Dorian was just an abhorrent person and not someone I want to associate with. But if it’s just my choice as to who I want for my sidekick? Definitely Laurent.
7. You’re a manager of an Avocado admiring company, who would you fire for lack of communication skills?
Calla (Nocte) vs. The Little Mermaid (Drown)
Well, seeing as the mermaid has no tongue and therefore cannot talk and I think also doesn’t know how to write… I’d have to say she’d be the one fired.
8. You’ve just finished a book in which your favorite character dies, which character is most likely to comfort you?
Gwen (iZombie Vol. 4) vs. Hans (A Frozen Heart)
Well… probably not Hans lol. (This is Hans from Frozen that we’re talking about here.) Although, actually in my headcanon he’s not quite as lacking in compassion as he’s portrayed to be in the book. But still, it’d probably be Gwen. She seems like a nice person.
9. Ugh, it’s high school. Who would most likely be part of the popular clique?
Zoraida (Zoraida Grey and the Family Stones) vs. Syl (Artificial)
I feel like both of these characters were kind of outsiders. But Syl lives in a future world where she’s spent her life hiding and battling giant bug-human hybrid things, so I just can’t see her in the popular clique in high school. So I’m choosing Zoraida.
10. The day has arrived; you’re finally a year older! Who would have the nerve to forget your birthday?
Lupin (HP & the Order of the Phoenix) vs. Doran (Starflight)
Well are we talking Doran from the beginning of the book, or the end? Because Doran from the beginning would be most likely to forget. But, although Lupin is a good guy, he might forget just because he’s always got a lot to deal with and is distracted by all that. So he’s probably more likely to forget vs. Doran from the end of the book.
11. You’ve just found an upcoming booktube star? Who would most likely be?
Matheus (Real Vampires Don’t Sparkle) vs. Tris (Allegiant)
It would totally be Matheus. Or at least, I’d want it to be Matheus. He’s very quippy and sarcastic and always making jokes, at least in his mind. He’s also just kind of loud and speaks his mind sometimes even when he probably shouldn’t.
12. Sleepover time! Unfortunately you can only invite one person, who would you invite?
Nya (The Shifter) vs. Lestat (Interview with the Vampire)
I think the real question here is, could I survive a sleepover with Lestat? He’s the type of vampire you can never be 100% sure won’t suddenly decide to drain you. But, although I have nothing against Nya, a sleepover him would be infinitely more interesting than a sleepover with her, and I just cannot pass that up. I’m going with Lestat.
13. Bam, you’re pregnant. Who’s the father/mother?
Captain Hook (Peter and Wendy) vs. Asher (Wings of Darkness)
This is a surprisingly difficult question. Assuming Asher can even had kids (since he’s the Angel of Death)… On the one hand, Hook is one of my favorite characters, and I feel like he’s not all bad. But on the other hand, he’s still kind of awful, and do I really want him to the father of my child? Asher would make a much better partner and father, I think, so I’ll choose him.
14. You’ve just written a super important text. Who would ‘see’ it, but not reply?
Eve (The Human) vs. Meg (Nightingale Girl)
Honestly, probably both of them lol. They’re both great characters. Meg is one of my favorites, but Eve can be distant, and Meg can be unreliable.
15. You’ve just woken up and it’s time for breakfast. Your mum’s been replaced by… who?!
Bryn (The Girl in Between) vs. Jehenne (The Key to Erebus)
Well, they’re both younger than me, so that would be a bit awkward. Assuming this is older versions of them though… I’m going with Jehenne because she’s a witch and seriously how cool would it be to have a mom with magic???