I’ve had this post somewhat ready to go for a while now and was just waiting to add a few more tweets, but I don’t know when I’ll really get to play again, and we could all use some laughs right now, I think. Hopefully my sims can provide some comic relief for everyone! They do get up to weird shit sometimes.

Also, don’t you love the screenshot I chose for the featured image above? One person trying to put out a fire while everyone else stands around screaming uselessly, including one guy in his underwear. That’s peak Sims right there.

Here’s my first tweet compilation post of Sims 3 Shenanigans, in case you haven’t seen it and want more laughs!

P.S. If you want to see the images larger, you can click on them, and it’ll open the tweet on Twitter 🙂

Sims Gone Wild

My latest Sims shenanigans became too funny not to share with everyone, so here's the latest + pictures as proof pic.twitter.com/7yPKqPapDB

— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) April 22, 2019

My sim's 1st day of uni, hasn't even attended class yet. He's already been hit on by 5 sims, including his prof at the meet & greet, and gone streaking at a party (his decision). Now he's late to his 1st class cuz he had to put out a fire in the dorm. This game is wild.

— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) April 22, 2019

I'm playing Sims 3 again cuz I really need to de-stress tonight, and my sim's dorm roommate got in bed, got out of bed, then passed out on the floor right next to the bed. 🤦‍♀️

— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) April 24, 2019

Someone decided to make ice cream in the ice cream maker, so everyone in the dorm is up at 5 am having ice cream in their underwear and pajamas. Honestly I think that's the most realistic thing I've seen in this game 😂

— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) April 24, 2019

Someone Call a Doctor

I paused my game at just the wrong time, right when my sim was getting out of the chair, and OH NO #TheSims3 pic.twitter.com/bkx7EV0jVm

— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) April 26, 2019

When I Was a Lad, I Ate Four Dozen Eggs…

Why does my sim have 49 eggs in his fridge??? #TheSims3 pic.twitter.com/TVxSLDtGAh

— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) May 15, 2019

*A bit of clarification for anyone who doesn’t play: You can click on the fridge to see what ingredients, leftovers, etc. are in it. It tells you how many of each. My sim literally had 49 eggs, and I have no idea why because I did not send him to the store to buy them.

Cats are Jerks

My sim's cat just decided to wake him up for absolutely no reason 😂 #TheSims3

— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) May 29, 2019

Unexpected Confessions

I told my sim to "share secret" with his alien lover, and a little notification pops up to tell you what they said, and the secret was "I love you!" 😍😭 #TheSims3

— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) July 7, 2019

Alien Invasion!!!

My Xmas gift to myself was playing The Sims 3 for a bit, and I just invaded a community lot with a spaceship for the first time, and I think it might be the greatest thing I've ever seen in this game. #TheSims3 pic.twitter.com/NEZrg8bfUX

— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) December 26, 2019

Check out the Sims Shenanigans category for more posts like this!