I’m back with more Sims 3 nonsense! Not too many this time (though there is a whole thread with multiple tweets), but there’s a real variety—witches, aliens, werewolves, and even a tragic magician. I even included some bonus screenshots this time. I hope you get as much entertainment as I did from these silly shenanigans!
(Matthew and Elliott seem to feature in a lot of these, including two—three if you count all my Sims posts—of the featured images now, but they’re a weird couple, what can I say?)
P.S. If you want to see the images larger, you can click on them, and it’ll open the tweet on Twitter!
Just Sims Living Their Best Lives
I love The Sims 3. I found four of my sims in this house having an impromptu pool party (and sent the one I was playing to join them) and found the other in a performance competition but also being super supportive of each other. pic.twitter.com/avEDKJ1CHJ
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) February 12, 2021
Normally I tweet funny sims things, but this is just pure wholesome fun. Just sims living their best lives.
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) February 12, 2021
… Or Not?
I just looked at this picture and I guess I didn't notice before, what did that sim in the pool with the black hair say to make the other two look at him like that?? They both look so concerned lol. https://t.co/NalQSFdllu
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) August 22, 2021
There Are Definitely No Aliens Living Here
Ok so I've decided to try playing The Sims 3, and I love how my headcanon for this game is that the scientist is secretly hiding an alien he fell in love with… and the alien's ship is just parked right in front of the house. Real subtle. Nobody'll notice that ? pic.twitter.com/7NZViAI9At
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) August 14, 2021
A Witch’s Night at the Bar
Sorry, this one is a whole thread, so it’s kinda long, but hopefully entertaining!
I just opened up one of my TS3 games, and this is the face my sim is making ? pic.twitter.com/efucYINvaf
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) November 18, 2021
This guy she was trying to sleep with spurned her, and now one of her wishes is to see his ghost ?
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) November 18, 2021
At the bar my sim is at, there's a random shirtless dude, two sims are dancing to the stereo music, my sim and her coworker are singing karaoke while a teen boos them, a man in a cowboy hat is shouting through a loudspeaker, and two children are doing homework. I love this game. pic.twitter.com/K8Eys5cOiu
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) November 18, 2021
My sim is not happy about the booing lol. I think her friend might be a himbo? If Emperor's New Groove taught me anything, it's that every witch needs a himbo. Anyway they're doing keg stands now! pic.twitter.com/g5B0iQMipY
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) November 18, 2021
Oh no, the outing ended and he told her he had a bad time and she was no fun! Wtf, man?! You sang karaoke and did keg stands and had a great convo in which you thought she was amusing. Jerk.
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) November 18, 2021
My sim knows how to make an elixir called "Flask of Angry Bees." Whoever pisses her off next is getting that.
Also, she just looked at a butterfly and was disgusted, then looked at a giant spider and thought it was cute. These men are making an enemy of the wrong woman.
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) November 18, 2021
Squirrel!
There are SQUIRRELS in The Sims 3??!! pic.twitter.com/PBshaza4iN
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) February 19, 2022
This is how they move ?
(Description: The squirrel is kind of doing tiny hops, little front paws flapping up and down in unison.) pic.twitter.com/olgjv3Es0C
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) February 19, 2022
Someone Buy This Poor Man a Drink
My sim has been performing magic tricks with flair and panache on the side of the road for hours, there is no one around, this is really sad.
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) March 20, 2021
He just got a wish to have a drink. Yeah, buddy, I think you deserve it ?
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) March 20, 2021
Get You A Man
I want someone who will look at me the way Elliott looks at Matthew 😭 pic.twitter.com/CfIztidtdQ
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) December 25, 2020
Also someone who will be as unfazed by my weirdness as Matthew is when his boyfriend turns into a werewolf in the kitchen ? pic.twitter.com/F67HafZohK
— Kit (Metaphors and Moonlight) (@KitTheNameless) December 25, 2020
Check out the Sims Shenanigans category for more posts like this!
I love the pool party. And yes to werewolves. I seriously need a supernatural themed Sim- like game- that would be awesome. Although I guess I should just play Sims 3 since apparently you can do some of that!!!
The pool party was so cute because they just did that themselves! I mean, it’s not a game focused on supernaturals, but The Sims 3 does have vampires, werewolves, faeries, ghosts, witches, plantsims, genies, aliens, merfolk, and a couple others!
Merfolk!!!! And I want flask of angry bees…
Don’t we all, would come in handy when anyone gets too close in public lol.
😂 (I’d seen most of these before, but not all of them…like the spurned witch who loves spiders but is disgusted by butterflies 😂).
Your magician reminds me of the Eleventh Doctor LOL.
I think you’re one of the few who actually reads my tweets when I tweet them lol.
I looked him up, is it the bow tie? 😁 Oh! I just remembered, this makes the comparison even funnier, I actually created him for my time travel game! I just decided I would also make him a magician since I haven’t done that yet either.
Yay for more Sims 3 nonsense! I love that your one sim got turned down and her immediate reaction is they need to die. Dark but then kind of accurate, perfect revenge. And I hope you used the flask of angry bees on someone, she totally knew where it was at when it came to getting vengeance on people. She sounds like a great sim.
She has the evil trait, which I’ve never used before in The Sims 3, so it’s fun! I try to help her live up to it by having her cast mean spells on everyone who rejects her lol. I’m definitely gonna be making that flask of angry bees and giving it a try next.
I’ve never played Sims but I did watch someone do the 100 baby challenge in Sims on Youtube. That’s the only reason I even know what it is. lol
Yeah I can only imagine how baffling tweets like these must be for people who haven’t played, haha.
That’s so funny that they come up with their own entertainment lol
I love that she doesn’t like butterflies but loves spiders. Although I do like both lol
Karen @For What It’s Worth
They really do somtimes lol, especially when you’re not playing with them, and it’s so much fun to see what they get up to.
Listen, you can’t see from the screenshot how big that spider is lol. It’s like tarantula-sized!